thrombocyte

another term for a platelet; lacks a nucleus in mammals; megakaryocyte segment.

Thrombocytes will form scabs on a wound.

by Neir March 25, 2007

thrombone

To have an overbearing fascination with something that is considered by most to be foolish.

God man, my teacher has got a total thrombone for Adobe Illustrator. What a dork.

by skrilla June 17, 2003

thrombesi

plural: refer to thrombesis, minature small tiny raging bloodfilled, vein popping penises:

"shut up fucker, you like thrombesi in your butt!!!"

by Maximus#63 February 1, 2008

Thrombumsis

Thrombumsis occurs when the half-formed turds swirling around in your rectum scrape against the rough surface of an Asseroma. This causes a larger ball of turd (thrombum) to be formed that blocks the rectum. An Asseurysm may be caused if the buildup of farts behind the swollen shit causes the ass pressure to rise, and occasionally a nugget of faeces will break away from the thrombum and lodge itself in the anus. This is referred to as a Bumbolism. Any of these diseases can cause Coronary Ass Disease and can even cause a Myoarseial Infartion.

Already suffering from Asseroma, Terry must now deal with the thrombumsis occurring in his rectum.

by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014

thromboses of the blow hole

1.) A blockage of a whales blow hole.

2.) A blockage in the tip of the penis caused by excessive prolonged blue balls and resulting sperm backup.

1.) That poor whale is beached due to thromboses of the blow hole.

2.) Petes balls almost exploded due to a bad case of thromboses of the blow hole.

by tellitizaman September 16, 2010

thrombus

The act of vigorously thrusting one's pelvis

Jacob loves to thrombus into his dog

by The Rusty Crumpet April 6, 2017

Little Sperm Thrombosis

This is when you use the "withdrawel method" During sex.
Your boyfriend pulls out his mr benjamin and flaps it onto your stomach and cums.
The little sperm start to throb on the girls stomache causing "Little Sperm Thrombosis"!

Luke: Im coming babe!
Nat: Well Get it out then!!
Luke: What?? (orgasmic)
Nat: I dont want to be preggers!
Luke: Ok (flaps it out)
Nat: Thanks babe!
Luke: Im still gunna come though!
Nat: My mouths open!
Luke: (releaved) Too Late!
Nat: Aww Look at the little sperm!
Luke: Aww! Its Little Sperm thrombosis!
Nat: Bless!

by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008