Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah,
don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried
beans he had last
night.
Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.