taint pool

The small pool of sweat that builds up within the taint.

It's so hot my balls are swimming in a taint pool

by ryelou October 21, 2007

taint complaint

when your taint smells so foul that someone makes a formal complaint to the local authorities.

Man, Martin's taint smelled so bad that Jenny filed a taint complaint to the police department. I think he is serving 5 to 10!

by jeeeeeahhhh July 16, 2009

taint second

an amount of time that is as long as it needs to be but as short as it can be.

Mary, can you give me a taint second?!

by jazzlover October 18, 2014

Taint Musk

The ripe, musky scent of a hot and sweaty or unbathed male taint.

Sheila is coming over tonight and going to slob my knob. I haven't showered for five days so her chin is going to wallow in my taint musk.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

rocky taint

Any guy who has ingrown hairs (Rocks) sprouting up in his taint

Billy Case bent over and I saw not only his Double Brown Banana Slices, but I also noticed he had a little bit of a rocky taint as well.

by mcmorriswithcheese January 12, 2008

yard taint

The area of grass between the curb and the sidewalk.

Hey Bobby! You're grass is looking really green, especially in your yard taint.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

taint fluff

-a failure

I don't want you marrying that taint fluff!
But dad, I love him....we bought a couch together.

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016