Tristan Teeter

Chill guy. Likes to play games and watch anime only if it includes cute girls. Has a little garden and will only tell those he trusts about it. Isn’t good at playing rainbow six siege and enjoys being mean to little kids.

Friend: “Did you see is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?”
Friend: “No but I bet Tristan Teeter has!”

by SmoothGelato August 8, 2020

Harris Teeter

A grocery store chain in the Carolinas. Often called by its nickname, "Hairy Teater"

Hey, I'm gonna run to the Hairy Teeter to get some condoms.

by Nick Marco April 29, 2004

Teeters

Breasts, boobs or tits. Often used by men sitting around drinking beers and speaking about female anatomy.

Brohan #1: "Yo, you all check out Samantha at that party last night?"
Brohan #2: "Oh, hellz yeah, Dawg! That ho's teeters were practically exploding out of that skinny top."
Brohan #3: "I wouldn't mind pulling that top down and cupping those teeters in my man paws."

by ThickDickNick July 19, 2016

back teeters

The fat located on the back of a fat person, which appears as a pair of breasts.

I was feeling Charlie's back teeters while hugging him.

by Chode McGraw May 24, 2009

teener

1.75 grams of llello

that dumb bitch romey rome thinks a teener is a ball, when its half a ball

by justin the fucking mann July 14, 2003

Teener

Weight in grams, 1/16th of a narcotic (usually methamphetamine)

Glen: "Hey girl, can you float me a Teener for a few days until my check comes in?"
Carol: "You still owe for the other two"
Glen: "Damn, girl, I said I'd get you back. I got that big check coming in."
Carol: "Right."

by Honor Nees June 11, 2018

anal teetering

Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.

Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.

by Delnino Teeter January 28, 2008