Grand Moff Tarkin'd

The act of cucking someone by bringing up the fact that you got the position first.

Zach really Grand Moff Tarkin'd DJ about being a training assistant first.

by OrsonKrennicsGloriousWhiteCape September 18, 2019

tardiness

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

Tarkington

- A place in rural Texas, filled with Yee-Yee children who believe their family's money makes them popular

"Tarkington High School is filled with sluts"

by WarFareWolf March 31, 2019

Retort Tardiness

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

tardling

Young and stupid

Dropped your grades again, you are such a tardling!

by deb July 29, 2003

tarking

the act of taking things from random peoples yards in the middle of the night and placing them in someone elses yard. preferably someone whom you dont like

Dude! You totally should have went tarking on mariels yard with us last night!!

by Missy27 August 12, 2009

tardking

A very large and mean retard who beats up and makes fun of all the other tards at school

The tardking just punched the tard who was eating lunch.

by Tom December 22, 2004