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tadpoling

When middle-aged women go on the prowl for younger men for easy sex. A frequent activity undertaken by urban cougars.
Denise, a recent divorcee, had only one weekend a month when her ex would take the kids; on those rare occasions, she frequently got slutted up to go tadpoling at the local college pubs and bars.
by KennNnNnZ June 14, 2007
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TAPLAPS

"Takes a Pounding Like a Porn Star" (TAPLAPS).
Used to signify a product has been completely tested and ready for market.
QC: This software is now TAPLAPS certified.
Manager: That's great. We will ship it to the customer today.
by Smooth Operator! July 27, 2016
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TAOL

TAOL stands The Assosiation Of Lenders.
It is though to be a secret ring of people subtracting information from the goverment through pressuring of family members and/or close friends.
The ring had never been confirmed, as all people with any information has dissapeared from the surface of earth.
The first member of the ring is believed to be Emerson Lender, whos gravestone was engraved with nothing but his name and the TAOL.
''i'm pretty sure i heard that Lisa was contacted my TAOL''
''Dude be quiet''
''If anyone hears us, we're dead''
by TheAbnormalyOvalLooser October 27, 2020
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Tapologize

OneRebuplic's way of saying "to apologize" like a spaz.
It's too late tapologize!
by Aldarn January 27, 2008
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tadpole240

A tadpole240 is 240 times the noob of a regular noob, he doesn't know anything about gaming, and doesn't keep up with the news. (tadpole = beginner, 240 = x240 times a noob)
"Welcome to Beginner's Quarry"

"Where am I?"

"FFS, tadpole240..."
by 50sora April 10, 2010
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TAOL

The Association Of Lenders is a secret organisation which had cause multiple dissapearences. People are yet to gather evidence othat this association is real, but through the years many things have pointed at it's existance.
A common storuy is that victims ran away from home, but it is believed that they were contacted by TAOL to share secret goverment files, and refused. Anyone who admitted to knowing the organisation has dissapeared.
The TAOL contacted me
WTF are you doing, now we're both gonna dissapear
by LameOliviaAndTania October 27, 2020
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Minnesota tadpole

It was so cold that my dick shriveled into a Minnesota tadpole
by Slim jimmy 69 May 6, 2016
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