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Cracked Theology

A study of God that avoids touching on the painful truths of living a holy lifestyle—for example, a failure to warn believers of the dangers of embracing or condoning a life of moral elasticity or selective obedience.
Unlike the popular feel-good prosperity gospel, preaching about cracked theology is an unpopular topic in church circles—believers are seldom warned that if they’re not purposefully living a life of godly obedience, they’ve heading to hell.
by MathPlus September 16, 2018
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Tacology

The study of tacos and their value in our society.
Taco Bell in a prestigious university offering the degree program of tacology.
by PicanteSpicy October 4, 2018
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theology

the study of God and God's ways. i cannot think of a subject that is more important, but less interesting to the common person.
if you believe in God, you're a theologian.
by oddkin May 2, 2005
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Tapology

Text-apology;Sending an apology via text message which, all things considered or given the gravity of the situation, should have been done in person.
So Todd got drunk and took a dump on my coffee table and all I got was a tapology a week later.
by LeJoost March 12, 2009
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Satanic Theology

A field of study based on spiritual satanism That studies satan as thought of in spiritutal satanism and his relation to humans ect.
by Deep blue 2012 May 19, 2010
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Tapology

Science of methodically and meticulously finding lacuna in others, judging them and then bitching about them.
Dicku's a master of tapology.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Theology class with Mrs. Maraglino

Theology Class with Mrs. Maraglino gives frees.
by donald j duck April 22, 2021
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