teedes

Boobs on a dog

Bonnie has some nice teedes - Sarah

by Mattoooo December 30, 2019

the needle teedles

a) a group of elite beings exhibiting behaviour of extreme weirdness

b) a rare and unique case of adding 'eedle' into any word because you're a bomb a$$ b*tcheedle and nobody can f#ck with you

a) when I'm with my needle teedles, nobody can touch me. I'm untouchabeedle.

b) I needle my Natteedle becauseedle sheedle is the besteedle and I miss her so much mucheedle :3. Oh no, I've got a case of the needle teedles!

by Schnaike September 9, 2020

teedubb

The official word for white kids who act like black kids in McHenry Illinois

"That kid is so Teedubb" "Look it's Teedubb'

by Teedubb March 17, 2008

needle.teedles

the spam account for an ABSOLUTE HOTTIE

nona: do you follow @needle.teedles on instagram?
deborah: nah, i'm not cool enough:(

by spicy sauce December 31, 2019

Teeds

A person who drags their teeth on a man's penis while performing fellatio (blowjob).

Man, that girl last night was a real teeds.

by Chachi69 March 11, 2009

teedle

a discreet way of indicating the desire to masterbate, often used in public places where people might be offended by the indication of masterbation.

"Man, the other night you called me when I was teedlin'"

Guy:Dude you want to come over after school?
Teedler:Nah man, I really gotta go home and teedle.
Guy:allright, cool man.

Guy:Dude what you up to tonight?
Teedler:I think I'm gunna be home fiddling me teedle stick."

by Dude McDudeson August 27, 2006

Golden-Teed

Akin to the “golden shower”; the act of urinating on a friend, acquaintance or lover, when angry/upset/ or in a fight as in “teed off”.

After heavy drinking and insulting everyone at her party, Kim passed out. She was then golden-teed by everyone present.

by Inmown Werdz June 25, 2008