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swimmer's itch 

Chlorine in the pool robs your skin of the vitamin E and protective oil leaving your skin really dry and itchy....the other defintion should not co-exist with the same term.
Alex Miranda prevents swimmer's itch by putting vaseline on his epidermis.
swimmer's itch by jensyao September 24, 2006

Swimmers Tan 

A circle-shaped tan on a female swimmers back from the swim team suits. Almost impossible to get rid of by natural tanning and almost one of the oddest tan lines.
"Did you see Chelsea in her bikini?" "Yeah her swimmers tan from swim team looked so odd o.O"

dead swimmers

When a male doesn't have the ability to have children due to having dead sperm
Don't worry about taking your pill Linda, I can't have kids I've got dead swimmers,
dead swimmers by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Swimmers Sacrifice 

A ritual many male swimmers will have to go through.
The sacrifice being the hair from their body. The swimmer sacrifice is when a male swimmer has to shave his body for an important meet, though it usually is used to refer to when a male swimmer shaves his arms and legs.
Gym Class
Samuel: So that's when I did the lion king to her.
Richard: Holy Shit, what did she think?

Samuel: She was totally fine with it! She laughed!
-They both look over to see another guy with hairless legs-
Richard: What the fuck? Why did he shave his legs? What is he gay?
Samuel: No he's just a swimmer. The swim team has their championship meet tonight. They all shaved down.

Richard: Is it that important?
Samuel: Anything you can do to cut down on drag you do. Its the swimmers sacrifice that every male swimmer must do.
Swimmers Sacrifice by sheerfire January 18, 2013
A swimmer is an underappreciated person, but fully appreciates what they do. Not many people notice all the 5 am practices, or the 12 hours a week of practices and dryland. They give up so much for just that one time cut or championshp race. They know how to work hard, be made fun of, and they go through everything with their teammates. If you think you are a swimmer's best friend, check out her teammates. They've been through everything together- from bad races, to almost getting kicked off the team, to pots-practice starbucks. Every swimmer has a role model- whether it's a pro, and olympian, a summer team coach. Swimmers know how to work hard and get what they want. Even if it means not shaving for months (girls) or shaving all the time (guys).
The swimmer in our class is always a hard worker.

Why do the swimmers get to leave early for a "meet"?
Swimmer by Christmaself2 December 16, 2018

airborne swimmers 

Semen spewed forth into open air
When bruce farted, an airborne swimmer grazed Terry's lip. Thank God it was his own!
airborne swimmers by BiggJussn July 28, 2005