Swashington

A sex position; a cross between the wheelbarrow and the swirlie

Brian: I can't believe you gave Sara a swashington.
Matt: I know. Can you believe she let me swash her?

by Tyranitar September 21, 2009

Spastification

The art of acting spasticly.

Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.

Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.

by GiggleTits April 26, 2013

swastiget

Swastiget refers to the phenomenon of many smaller things coming together to form a swastika, which is often a Nazi swastika. Swastigets are usually the result of deliberate, willful actions taken by others.

"Ha ha! If you go south in the game and then turn the map over you totally see the swastiget!"

by plaid_knight November 19, 2007

swautistic

A cunt who SWATs people and puts their lives at danger because they're that dumb.

Guy 1: "Damn, that SWAuTistic dude is pure cancer!"

Guy 2: "I know right, actually SWATing someone thinking they'd give him their actual address!"

by MouldyTofu January 15, 2018

Swassicle

swass-ic-le
noun \swassˈī-kəl\

A hanging piece of ice formed when ass sweat drips down from something.
(such as a your ass)

"I've been walking for so long in the cold that my butt has swassicles"

by Sundog_ November 16, 2013

scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011

Swasstika

The imprint left upon either a seat or undergarments by the sweating of the taint/ass crack region.

Dude look at the swasstika on my boxers, Hitler would be proud!

by Ji Ji Force DCP & MJT June 29, 2010