Straightest gay person

When a person who is LGBTQ+ acts very straight (usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)

Becky is the straightest gay person I've ever met!

by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021

straightposter

Comes from the words straight and imposter. Straight + Im(poster)

When a person is a straightposter. Then they are acting gay while being straight. Not in the way of being gay like being flamboyant and that. But for example, sleeping with the same gender or touching the same gender sensually.

But don't bully someone with this. A straight person can have sex with the same gender while being straight.

A: "I heard that Jimmy slept with Tod last night. Even Jimmy himself agrees to that. But he says that he's straight"
B: "He's such a straightposter"

by AkotoLmao May 17, 2022

straightaway

adverb

1. act upon an impulse

2. to do something without question, regardless of it's consequences

3. how everything should be done for John Petrucci

"I didn't even need to ask twice... He just handwired them straightaway."
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"Hey Tony, did you win your flag football game??"

"Yeah, Quince, I just walked on the field and we won straightaway, I didn't even have to sprint twice."

by BoeVice May 19, 2009

The straights

People who are attracted to the opposite gender and ONLY that, usually Trump supporters, the men are known to have tiny pickle syndrome, which is a rare disease that gives men small penises! The women enjoy tumblr, Starbucks, Bryce hall, and tiktok, most of the time they are disgusted by “ALT” people and people who use pronouns that aren’t what they were born with (example- She/they, He/they, they/them, he/him, she/her, ze/zim, etc) and when these two types of people meet they form a bond known as “Marriage” and will then move in to become Bible-humping straights. So in conclusion, straight means you like go-carts, tumblr, and men (Hi! By the way this is a joke, be whoever you want!)

Nina: what does straight mean? I wouldn’t know
Maddie: the straights are people who enjoy go-carts, tumblr, and men

by Girl in reds wife January 1, 2021

straightsexual

A person who is straight. Another term for heterosexual when you can't think of the first bit

I'm a man who likes women, therefore I'm a straightsexual

by Shaun Walker April 3, 2008

Straightacting

Straight-acting is a term used to describe a person who does not exhibit the appearance or mannerisms of the gay stereotype.

I'm looking to meet new cool people straightacting or bisex.

by giovino October 17, 2008

Straightsist

A gay person whom dislikes straight people.

Come on Uncle Robbie, don't be such a straightsist to straight couples.

by Robbiesbj December 20, 2019