Spurt

The act of releasing semen

I spurted on Jessi's tits

by darryl February 5, 2003

Spurtburger

A sandwich that gushes condiments in a sudden ejacution of Mayo upon face

Hey Alvin, are you enjoying your spurtburger ?

Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.

by RandyBob June 12, 2019

Spursy

To have visions of grandeur / to be immensely deluded only to mess it all up again and again and again whilst pretending not to care.

With every passing year Spurs and their pitiful fans become more and more Spursy.

by Johnnytheherd May 18, 2016

What's sporty?

Version of "What's up?" for athletic communities, especially among college athletes. Way of saying "How's your sport?".

Usually answered with a short sentence about the sport.

Athlete1: "Hey, What's sporty?"

Athlete2: "Oh, not much, ballin' and a big game tomorrow, You?"

by flyinghigh2011 November 20, 2009

Spurthi

a lovely, talented girl/ woman who laughs alot, claps ALOT, and has a wondeful sense of humor that you have to accept. She has features that make you tingle and scares people with knives if angry. WE ALL LOVE HER

Spurthi is so funnnnay

by alice onealxx March 18, 2009

squirt and spurt

diarrhea and ejaculation at the same time.

"Rhonda sucked me off yesterday when I was sick from the chicken, it was a regular squirt and spurt"
James answered, "That's fucking gross!"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

sporgle, sporgles (sporty + single]

A sporgle (from Sport and Single) is a straight, single, urban-based man or woman who is looking for someone to play sports together (or more).

I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people.

I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people. so most of us are sporgles

by hannah79 September 8, 2005