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Spreadshite

The creation of spreadsheets to track other spreadsheets to track project details managed just fine by other types of software. Just like the floating mystery turd left behind after a toilet clog, spreadshite gives off an awful smell, is difficult to clean up, and is difficult to pin on any one person... but everyone knows who did it.

Spreadshite is usually encountered when members of management only know how to use Excel and are resistant to learning new tools to do their fucking job.
The marketing manager couldn't be bothered to learn Kanban, so instead he required his team to update sheets and sheets of spreadshite by hand.
by suuuper_b June 11, 2018
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spreadshaming

Shaming someone for spreading a virus or bacteria.
Bob: You really should stay at home in quarantine after travelling to Italy!
Veronica: Stop spreadshaming Bob!
by iamgroot42 March 12, 2020
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Spreadsheet Block

Similar to writer's block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. Having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the analysis needs to look.
John: "I need to get this analysis done for my boss but I can't figure out how to get started...total spreadsheet block."

Dave: "You're a fucking dork!"
by thenumbersdork February 24, 2009
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Spreadativity

The act of spreading cheeks…..and sometimes negativity….spreadativity
I’m on some spreadativity shit tonight man
by peepeebunzo January 22, 2022
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spreadator

One who spreads sexually transmitted diseases knowingly, in a predatory nature.
If I caught an std I would spread it to my ex like a spreadator
by Cruchie July 17, 2017
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spreadsheet

A spreadsheet a financial program that was created in the 1980s and quickly became a killer app. A spreadsheet is like a calculator on steroids. Not only can it perform basic mathematical computations but, you can create formulas within the spreadsheet and link the numbers together.

The magical part of a spreadsheet is that when you make a change to one number in the spreadsheet, you can see instantly how it affects the other number(s) on the sheet. In a sense, you can simulate the outcome of a math equation, your money, or anything else that deals with numbers before you actually do it in rl. It is an amazing application.
Lotus 1-2-3, Microsost Excel, Visicalc are all spreadsheets with Visicalc being the granddaddy of them all
by BMoney June 11, 2006
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Spreadsheet

An activity or game that is strangely compelling despite involving large amounts of number reading, calculations and thinking with relatively little visual stimulation. Thus, it is comparable to spreadsheets, a form of data collection.
"I've been playing a strategy game on my PC a lot recently. It's totally a spreadsheet but I'm having loads of fun with it."
by BeforeJam April 5, 2015
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