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Splattegory

When a large amount of diarrhea explodes out of the anus and into the toilet, causing the entire interior of the bowl to look like it's been airbrushed the color of the expelled feces.
Paul quietly went into the restroom late at night so that nobody would hear the Splattegory he was going to make, but to his dismay, Ivet was awake and heard him. She banged on the bathroom door and told him there was no way she was going to clean up after the Squat Patty he dropped!
by Aeryck June 14, 2006
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Splittin Hams

The act of a human male partaking in sexual intercourse with a female with a curvaceous ass. "Hams", pertaining to two rather large butt cheeks.
Last night I was with Sara, and I was splittin hams all night long.
by cooter_cleavage February 23, 2008
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Briggsy ring-splitter

A popular homosexual practice in which a bender takes two dicks in his ass at the same time. Named after the famous gay artist Briggsy who popularised it at his renowned gay soirees in the 1990s.
It's no wonder that Briggsy walked funny. Nigel and Quentin gave me a Briggsy ring-splitter at the weekend and I haven't been able to sit down since.
by Slimy Helmet June 15, 2015
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splittercore

Extreme electronic music genre. Faster than the standard Speedcore but slower than extratone. Opinions differ, but it is usually between 600 and 700bpm.
Damn this splittercore is making my head hurt
by DICDICDIC December 29, 2007
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Splittin' wizzies

a: Yo man, you splittin' wizzies on thursday?
b: yeah man, you nervous?
a: you know it.
by ahryc December 7, 2006
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splatterfuck

the act of having sexual intercourse and pulling the penis out of the vagina at the exact point of ejaculation, spraying semen everywhere and making an unexpected mess.
seldom popular with women outside of pornography, this manuever will likely result in a man being forced to wear a condom during all future sexual encounters.
by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004
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splitting wigs

To crack a muthafucka's head wide open.
If shit don't change around here, I'm gonna start splitting wigs up in this bitch!!
by Mandye Mayhem August 3, 2017
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