splagawk

A cuss word that can be modified to fit any situation

Grace you are such a splagawk

by rabidkitten February 18, 2010

Post-splaining

Post-splaining- noun, gerund; when your political opinions are so brilliant, clever & flawless, posting them on all social media platforms is required so all the world can know the real truth.

I don't like it when my Facebook friends are post-splaining what I should think about the President's politics

by Mobilepreacher January 21, 2020

splagawk

The worst cuss word you can say in Gibberish. Period.

Splagawking splagawk! Jeezums, Caroline!

by hallo thar May 17, 2010

Splab

A green spot, dot, or splotch.

Oh no! I got a splab of paint on my pants!

by Peanut123Peanut October 21, 2018

Splah

Originally to reflect a good smelling perfume. This that splash.

Later evolved into “splah”.

Don’t worry about what I got on, this that splah. I know it smell nice.

by MisterQ974 December 23, 2020

Nola-splaining

When someone tells you how shit you are at something, without acknowledging you’re feelings, or the fact that you don’t care about this opinion.
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful

P1: “oh look, I made this drawing”
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”

by Angry friend. August 20, 2019

splafe

A variation on the word "safe"
(also: "spafe")

Its not used in all contexts where "safe" would be. Its mainly used as the term "ok" would be.

mandem 1: what time peeps gettin to yours?
mandem 2: bout 8 bruv
mandem 1: splafe

by fiftey April 12, 2008