spatzl 

Cute blondie... feed her with croissants and latte machiato to keep her satisfied.

Fraeulein Johnson is a real Spatzl.

spatzl by MrSquiggy January 24, 2005

spatzel 

German noodles, or when you think it's going to be a fart and you end up spraying the inside of your shorts.

I'll have the Jagerschnitzel mit spatzel.

Dude, I think I just made some spatzel in my drawers...

spatzel by ME! January 9, 2003

Spattle 

When one accidentally spits on some one. Usually when talking, especially when saying the sounds "sh" and "s" and "p".

Karen : She's such a slut, Peter.
Peter : God, Karen! Why'd you have to spattle?

Spattle by gabster123 January 20, 2008

spatulence 

Flatulence that results in sudden spatula-shaped excretions.

"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."

"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."

spatulence by Wong's Dongs February 15, 2010

spazzle 

An Insult similar to spazz, but stronger.

you frikking spazzle

spazzle by Daniel Hallam July 1, 2006

Spatulent 

When you have a spatula up your ass

sorry guys, I'm kinda spatulent at the moment...

Spatulent by Coocoomunga August 7, 2011

splatzle 

what americans refer to as "irony". its not! just bcuz something works out interestingly or in a wierd way DOES NOT MAKE IT IRONY U STUPID FREAKING AMERICANS!!!

"hey isnt it ironic that a weiner dog looks like a hot dog and hot dogs are called weiners too?"
"nah man, thats splatzle"

splatzle by cynicalbunnyphilosopher July 2, 2009