Laptop Snoozer

A laptop snoozer is a laptop users that will use his/her laptop so much, that they will doze off mid-use.

A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).

Me: Apparently, I am a laptop snoozer.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.

by SteveySA October 12, 2009

snoozer salad

To get your salad tossed whilst sleeping.

Peter was getting a snoozer salad after a long day at work.

by Kolden101 February 26, 2021

Snoozer

Somebody who think being “woke” is a bad thing because they’d rather keep snoozing

A bunch of snoozers are outside complaining about Superman going woke.

by Ganondox August 2, 2025

Snoozer

Someone who falls asleep with their fingers inside you

Hai is such a snoozer, I swear.

by The Hash Slinger Slasher March 28, 2020

Snoozer

A person, or animal, who likes to sleep during weekdays but wakes up early on weekends.

Gee sweetie, you're are a snoozer.

by hentrygsh June 7, 2018

snoozer male

someone who does nothing productive and snoozes

person 1: yo bro have you finished the job
person 2 (snoozer): nah sorry i was snoozing
person 1: man youre such a snoozer male

by anthonysnoozer January 7, 2024

Pink snoozer

When you knock a girl out in the middle of orgasm and cum in her eye giving her pink eye

All I remember is having sex and I woke up with a pink snoozer

by Lifter72 December 10, 2015