Smurdling

The shytsty Christian offspring of a smurd.These offspring will participate in activities such as Bibleopoly, a popular smurdling board game. They are just small saplings that are just beginning a life full of smurdiness and shystyness. They will be hated by many and loved by no one. Smurdlings often have names beginning with the letter "C"

Anti Smurd 1: Look at all those smurdlings collecting pennies and such on the ground.
Anti Smurd 2: Yeah...let's kill them all
Anti Smurd 1: Word

by The Anti-Smurd September 17, 2007

Smurfticles

A more humoress version of the term blue balls where a man is stimulated without being able to get off. Happens to all Smurfs that don't get lucky with Smurfette.

When Bob tried to get lucky with Suzy, he wasn't able to relieve himself and was left with Smurfticles.

by Codj53 October 23, 2011

Smurd

Lionel Hampton's Instrument of choice

Lionel played the smurd beautifully tonight!

by SmurdTurd January 3, 2019

Smurt

Someone who is beyond smart and cannot be described.

That kid is hella smurt, I wish I could be like him.

by Smurt Smurf May 8, 2018

smurt

smurt the inability to smell;
a whore

At birth he was smurt

by smurt May 1, 2006

Smurt

When someone does something thinking they are smart but in reality they are not. It has a distinct UR sound instead of the long R in smart. If pronounced carefully if is hard to distinguish from the actual. Similar to the military's respectful "sir" and disrespectful sur (like cur)

"Wow, that was really smurt using the generic transmission fluid." When the car is in the shop.

by Nemo70 December 10, 2016

Smurten

To smurten means to make a mans face out of sanitary pads, most commonly named 'Paddy'

For a female Smurten, props such as a pretty pink can be added!
For male Smurtens, how about give your Smurten a stylish moustache!

Build up a collection, and make your very own Smurtenville!!!

Eugene: I'm soooOOo BORED!
Dexter: Me too friend. Hey! Why don't we make a smurten!?!?
Eugene: Heck yea! But what will we call it!?
Both: PADDY OF COURSE!!!!!!

by SirPadsAlot September 24, 2011