Slumnark

1. When you begin pissing and your stream shoots out in 2 different directions.

Aww, dude, i slumnarked all over the toilet seat.

by Jak and RoB July 22, 2006

smunderling

A smelly co-worker that works under you, so you can complain about it in a humorous way.

How about wearing a t-shirt with a science guy on it that says "YOU-REEK-A" ? ... Good luck with your smunderling!

-Strong Bad

by John LF May 22, 2007

Smugney

The look on Mitt Romney's face when someone presents facts to him or when he's talking to someone he believes is below him.

During the first presidential debate, Smugney made frequent appearances when President Obama talked about his plan for the economy.

by Daisy Puggle October 3, 2012

Smumph

1. Used when you are comfy
2. Used when you are angry
3. Used when you are horny

1. I am comfy smumph!
2. I am grumpy smumph!
3. I'm gonna smumph her so hard!

by Dabros2345 July 4, 2017

Smunion

(n) a cross between a smun (a slut, whore, etc.) and onion. This term is supposed to give the connotation of being a hot, yet heinously drunk, female yearking for male companion/lay

Hey smunion lemme get at you

by LLKoolJew September 30, 2010

Smunion

A deli at the corner of Smith and Union in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn, and has been around since the 1950s. Run by Vinnie, the man the myth the legend. Was wiretapped in 2015 for alleged loansharking. Nonetheless, a local business you should most certainly support.

Does anyone actually get food at Smunion?

by dontstainriteaide October 13, 2020

smomn

smomn is an acronym for "squirt milk out my nose." used to denote someone who is laughing at the same time drinking milk. this milk would projectile out of said nostrils of such the person that is laughing in that no one would have any clue if this person had not said smomn. this was made in an attempt to deteriorate the use of lol, which is majorly overused now.

person1: i farted
person2: smomn
person1: wtf?
person2: don't worry about it

by backoffmoron January 18, 2010