smarbury

someone who has fancied the same girl for the last 4 years without making ANY progress what so ever.

Smarbury: hey kate, wanna go out with me?
Kate: get the hell out of my cupboard you stalker!
Smarbury: I'm gonna top myself now...

by chris harcombe March 29, 2008

Smobile home

someone who lives or acts like someone who lives in a smegma filled mobile home

you are acting like a smobile home

by big_daddy_dogs_kitten_69 February 11, 2022

Boober Smoober

one who is overly obsessed with boobs therefore is constantly getting smothered by boobs.

yo that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober. "yo pimp, get those titties out of your face"

by Patrick and Jarret September 26, 2008

Young Smores

yo grandmas favorite rapper

we love young smores

by 301joemama December 5, 2021

Nut Smore

You lay a piece of toilet paper down then take a dump then nut on it then lay a piece of tp on top.

Macala used the bathroom after me and saw my nut smore.

by Phartman November 8, 2012

snacky smores

Snacky smores are eaten by the characters in South Park, along with snacky cakes, snacky candy, cheesy poofs, doodie bars, and veal roll ups.

"This message brought to you by Snacky Smores, the delicious taste of smores in a delightful cookie crunch"

by Bill DiGregorio October 1, 2005

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese

Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.

by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009