Smeagol

A man with a fetish where he is only attracted to really fat black women because he wants the Precious.

That dude is a fucking smeagol

by Dantastic Danomite September 20, 2010

smeagol

an object/person that persistently tries to insert another object in your asshole

dude that fucking smeagol keeps on trying to stick that pole up my butt!

by mkorm June 5, 2013

smeagol

Apple's codename for MacOS X 10.2.7

Code named Smeagol, this newest Jaguar update will provide compatability for the new machines

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Smeagol

(Noun) The act of digitally penetrating ones partners' anus (and/or rectum) while under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic(s) under the pretense that it is in-fact the "partners'" vagina yielding a brown ring-like stain encompassing the radius of the offending finger.

"Dude....I totaly "finger banged" Justine last night just before I passed out!!! But when I woke up..... I HAD A FUCKING SMEAGOL!!!!!" GROSSSS!! IT STINKS LIKE YOUR MOM!!!

by Nick-o September 30, 2008

smeagol

The mystical art of ejaculating while one shits their pants or farts.

Andy got so excited that he smeagoled at the sight of the fireworks in Ocean City.

Kevin had just beaten Andy in a wrestling match, and he smeagoled in honor of his victory.

by Metsfan31 July 8, 2010

Smeagol

Once a hobbit of the shire he was corrupted by the ring of power and as a result went from a bipedal stance to a quadrapedal position and talks to Gollom who possess the same body and is the more dominant of the two.

That is smeagol he seeks the ring of which we have.

by WarShadow May 3, 2018

sméagol

Hobbit consumed by the One Ring, yesssss, my Precioussssssssss. His true name is Westron was Trahald.

Sméagol died in the War of the Ring

by Korora November 14, 2003