Smashtadon

A particularly fat girl who for some reason is hot enough to have sober, consensual sex with.

"Dude, the girl your workin' on is hot, but her chunky friend isn't that bad."

"Yeah, she's a Smashtadon, fosho."

"Should I smash?"

"Yeah, Smashtadons are like unicorns, often talked about but seldom seen."

by Kenny Todd January 1, 2008

smashty

describing something super nasty

that malted milkshake was smashty

by joepami52 May 1, 2011

smashtress

A spare bed used mainly to perform sex acts on.

Jeff: Hey Terry, can I take Nicole up to your room and smash real quick?

Terry: Naw bro, go to the guest room and bang on the smashtress.

by erich3stacks March 19, 2014

SmashGrabbins

Someone that runs up to you and steals something super quick.

She is such a smashgrabbins. She ran up and stole the baby's cookie.

by Dang SmashGrabbins May 29, 2020

SmashRanger_99

He is a gachatuber who does Nintendo Funhouse GL and Broken Family. He weird

"Have you heard of SmashRanger_99?"

by Salvador P April 17, 2022

SmashBrain

(Vulgar, noun)
1. A person mindset founded of debased fondness
2. One perverting Stupid

The debouching was so public one shouted Smashbrain

by Busin Throughout August 8, 2022

smashtache

A super sexy mustache that makes a man look smashable.

Dang he's definitely got a smashtache!

by Curvyqt78 March 3, 2023