Sleepshaming

To shame a person for either sleeping too much or too little.

"Dude are you up so late, its almost passed 4 am....."
"STOP SLEEPSHAMING ME."

by Reze June 17, 2016

sheepshark

A rabid underwater creature that looks like a shark covered in thick white wool except for his face, his fin, and his tail. He likes the shallow water and is often known to feed on human flesh.

Jesus Christ, it's a sheepshark! Run away!

by crazy old man December 12, 2008

sheepshagga

A typical in bread welsh man with starw in his hair shit up to his knees and his cock buried firmly in the arse of your next sunday lunch

Fuck off you dirty sheepshagga

by Admiral Akbar April 22, 2005

sleepspacing

to access and use any of the features of Myspace when you are half asleep, drunk, high, exhausted, unconscious, dead, or otherwise inhibited.

Also used loosely to describe the almost uncanny habit of signing online and unconsciously signing into myspace and checking your messages before doing anything even when you know you don't have any.

"dude i woke up this morning and had half a blog posted before i realized i was sleepspacing"

"Kenny got drunk last night and sleepspaced a whole bulletin about Mary's boobies"

by chrisjzitkovich December 13, 2006

sleepscarf

A scarf at which you use to sleep. You may die, it may kill you, but at least you go out in style. Can be extremely comfortable,

Megan: My neck hurts, I think I slept on it wrong.
Gerard: Have you ever tried sleeping with a sleepscarf?
Megan: The fuck is a sleepscarf.

by amazingtickledemon April 25, 2017

sheepshagger

a person who engages in sexual activity with a sheep

He got convicted of bestiality; lousy sheepshagger got 5 years.

by Lt. Commander Data December 16, 2008

sleepage

1. The economic decline experienced by those who sleep past 9AM. 2. An inverse, causal relationship existing between minutes slept past 9 AM and debt-to-income ratio, suggesting that to arise at early hours, barring access to video games, results in an increase of boredom-induced work hours and higher credit score. 3. The practice of those experiencing sloth-induced poverty; those who despise movement.

1. "I have noticed a sleepage in my financial profile since refusing to get up in the morning."
2. "The mortgage application was declined due to high sleepage ratio."
3. "I laugh at the adage: 'Early to bed, Early to rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.' What were they thinking, isn't that the govenrment's job?"

by Dr. Dettman November 3, 2008