skypegasm

An orgasm obtained by skype-sexing someone.

After weeks of no real sex, Amy acheived a skypegasm by chatting over Skype.

by RedDog318 May 5, 2009

Skypelationship

A long-distance relationship conducted mainly on Skype chat and Skype webcam calls.

We always fight when we're together, but we have a great Skypelationship.

by MolDol February 3, 2010

scapegoat

contrary to popular belief, this is actually a goat who is trained in the art of escapology.

Man, I tried locking my friends goat in a box but it turns out it was a scapegoat

by Joe Corkill April 7, 2007

Skypegoating

Skypegoating is the act of using Skype as a Scapegoat

E.g. Blaming Skype's many shortcomings for one's own inability to communicate and/or be a smartarse.

Example (when in a Skype conversation):

Elliott: Did you just call that knife a fork?

Stacey: No. It must've been Skype fucking up what I said

Elliott: So, Skype made 'knife' sound like 'fork'?

Stacey: Yeah, pretty much

Elliott: Quit your Skypegoating Annabelle, go make me a steak. Some chikkin' fried sunnuvabitch!

by insidsioutsidesi March 2, 2011

Skypeworthy

The determination made by the recipient of a request to Skype as to whether the person making the request is worthy of video chatting.

"Gee, Rob just asked me to Skype but he's a goober and SO not Skypeworthy." Also see, Skypeable

by Amy(Un)Censored August 23, 2010

Incognito Skypeato

The face one makes when skyping a friend but continues to surf the web forgetting that the friend can see your face.

Guy1: Dude look at this chicks face she forget we were here

Guy2: Yea bro her Incognito Skypeato face is almost as good as her O-face.

by Frank the Ellien October 10, 2011

Scapegoat

The one that takes the fall for something negative while the others escape.

The others ended up looking like innocent bystanders in comparison to the scapegoat.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021