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Shanksgiving

When you're about to eat thanksgiving dinner, and the person with the knife stabs the turkey straight through the middle with a violent action.
Sammy: Let's eat! *Stab*
Geoff: Why did Sammy have to Shanksgiving the turkey? It's completely unnecessary.

Claire: Yeah I know, he could've just cut it normally instead of pretending he was about to get mugged in a state penitentiary.
by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016
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snacksgiving

A seriously hittin' snack; esp. when consumed in mass quantity as in place of an entire meal.
"...Dinner? Oh man I can't. I'm stuffed from earlier - I had some Beef Jerky, Skittles, and Rice Krispies Treats and washed it down with a 32oz. Quik - shit was like Snacksgiving!!!"
by Goat Gut May 14, 2008
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Stanksgiving

Another name for thanksgiving due to the high volume of food consumed which leads to being extra gassy and ending up on the toilet.
Happy stanksgiving!
by iamanthonydean November 26, 2020
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Shanksgiving

Celebrating the game of modern golf, one shank at a time.
Every thanksgiving the family goes out to play 18-holes. I like to say "Happy Shanksgiving" to all of the Uncle Jeff's who play once a year at the family tournament.
by topgolf September 13, 2022
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Shanksgiving

The annual day of celebration to commemorate the stabbing of Derek Chauvin, which happened the day after thanksgiving in 2023.
Most people look forward to Black Friday, but my family celebrates “Shanksgiving” instead
by Trublubattlebot November 28, 2024
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Scanksgiving

The day before thanksgiving when all the hoes go out
Hey Mark are you going out on scanksgiving to get some play
by Ilovegoatjames23 July 17, 2025
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