Situationified

The act of becoming muscular and douchey, with a possible fake tan.

Oh man, that guy must have worked out so much! And is that a spray on tan? He Situationified himself!

by montaaron11 May 15, 2011

Situationship

When you and your partner have sex, hold hands while driving, call every night, fall asleep on the phone, tell each other that u love them but as FRIENDS, and tell each other everything. But you guys are only buddies like “fuck buddies”

Here’s the situation, we’re in a situationship.

by Hahapicklesarecute August 29, 2020

Situationship

When two people (not really in a relationship) having been talking for a long ass time but have no label. Normally the boys fault cause TNAS and they don’t know how to commit.🤷🏾 ♀️

Hg: Girl I’ve been talking to him for 5 months and I still don’t know what we are.
Me: You need to stop wasting yo time with him in this situationship

by Woowwwwtf November 2, 2017

situationship

any problematic relationship characterized by one or more unresolved, interpersonal conflicts. usually confused with dating.

It's time you ended the situationship, dumped his sorry ass and found a guy who you're actually happy to be around.

by no1slogo January 23, 2006

Situationize

When you dont do something depending on the situation.

You dont situationize properly.

by Zantetsuken March 31, 2022

Situationship

When y’all talk but not official and not seeing anybody else

We aren’t together but we’re in a situationship

by Kthom July 2, 2018

simulationist

One whose religious beliefs center around the idea that "reality" is a giant computer simulation.

For "religion" on my social profile, I put down "simulationist".

by ElectroKinetica December 13, 2007