Definitions by ElectroKinetica

canadian fireworks 

The explosive enjoyment of a nice, long, big Candian rocket. Oftentimes while knee deep in snow

"I'll set off your Canadian Fireworks if you ring my Freedom Bell."

canadian fireworks by ElectroKinetica October 21, 2015

simulationist

One whose religious beliefs center around the idea that "reality" is a giant computer simulation.

For "religion" on my social profile, I put down "simulationist".

simulationist by ElectroKinetica December 13, 2007

everything short of duct tape 

Having tried every thing possible to fix a problem, with the problem still unresolved.

Damnit! The computer STILL wont work and I've tried everything short of duct tape! F*** Windows!

everything short of duct tape by ElectroKinetica May 12, 2007