everything short of duct tape

Having tried every thing possible to fix a problem, with the problem still unresolved.

Damnit! The computer STILL wont work and I've tried everything short of duct tape! F*** Windows!

by ElectroKinetica May 12, 2007

simulationist

One whose religious beliefs center around the idea that "reality" is a giant computer simulation.

For "religion" on my social profile, I put down "simulationist".

by ElectroKinetica December 13, 2007

canadian fireworks

The explosive enjoyment of a nice, long, big Candian rocket. Oftentimes while knee deep in snow

"I'll set off your Canadian Fireworks if you ring my Freedom Bell."

by ElectroKinetica October 21, 2015