shwank

the conjunction of she-wank.
ie female masturbation

i'm off for a shwank.

by NeoSpoone April 1, 2007

shwank

A object that is the cross between a sword and a shank.

1. She used her shwank to kill the alien because it was small enough to hide.

by noobinator12 November 26, 2010

shwank

To masturbate while taking a shower

"I'm getting a verucas, who had a shwank?"

by anal twat March 19, 2009

shwank

someone who is cooler than everyone

Oo! Check out Meggie and Sashi! They are so swank

by Sashi April 21, 2005

shwank

This word is a mixture between swank and shway.

That was such a shwank party.

by PYRO November 20, 2002

shwank

A man or women Whore. Someone who is dirty, skanky and or scantalus. aka swank, add the H and their super swanky!
Just an all around bad and disgusting person...

Your Mom is a dirty shwank, what a shwanky ho bag she is...

John Doe is a disgusting pervert, what a shwanky bastard...

by Tgold June 18, 2006

shwank

In the card game Hearts, the act of forcing another player to take the Queen of Spades on a trick won with a card valued Four or lower.

Cards played: Four of Diamonds, Three of Diamonds, Two of Diamonds, Queen of Spades.

"You really got shwanked on that trick!"

by Thoolis January 27, 2009