Shartum

When you see a hot guy, you shartum. A shartum is a Shit, Fart, and Cum.

Damn did you see John today? He made me shartum..

by Potatoshit6969 November 21, 2016

shortular

of or retaining to short-like pants.

I discarded my shortular module.

by epicpeach May 28, 2010

Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011

Shortund

Short and rotund. Describes a large person with short stature.

Hey, did you see the new girl? She's shortund!!

by thrasher12 July 4, 2012

shostume

A costume most typically worn by Scotty McFly and his girlfriend. The inventor of the shostume.

SCOTTY GOT THE SHOSTUME WIT HIS GIRL LIKE HE ALWAYS DO

by shostume September 20, 2016

Shortsmack

Shortsmack: A small, but thicc girl/woman with the physical prowess necessary to dom you sexually or even kick your ass.

Essentially, a dom shortstack.

May from GG Strive is a total shortsmack, bro.

by Lloyde1337 June 20, 2021

Shortsmack

Shortsmack: A small, but thicc girl/woman with the physical prowess necessary to dom you sexually or even kick your ass.
Imagine Midna, except she's pegging you.

In essence, a shortsmack is a shortstack that's also a dom.

>TFW no shortsmack gf to subject me to CBT...

by Lloyde1337 June 20, 2021