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after school special smoker

A person in High School or Middle School who spends most of his allowance money on marijuana.

Unsurprisingly are generally dumb and don't know the field too well.
thanks to after school special smokers I've been able to get thousands because those gooblets don't know the game so I can buy 20 gram worth's of homegrown shit weed for $30 or so, hyper-inflate it so that I'm selling it for $20 dollars for 60% of a gram to these kiddos who think I'm dealing fairly and then I can buy good weed and have thousands left over.

thanks little buddy ;)
by Douchebag82 January 8, 2013
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dick smoker

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meat smoker

A meat smoker is one who metaphorically "smokes the meat", or in other words sucks dick
Did you hear what Zach said to me?
Yeah he's such a freakin meat smoker .
by meatsmoker101 January 18, 2016
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smokers thumb

The inevitable callus that forms from smoking too many bowls with a bad lighter.
"This lighter fuckin' sucks! I'm gonna have a bad case of smokers thumb tomorrow..."
by Xobeht December 25, 2007
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Smokers Tree

A tree located in Eugene, OR at sheldon highschool called the "Smokers Tree". Over the years it has become place where all the stoner kids gather before, after, and in between classes to socialize and enjoy a cigg or two.
smoker: "hey, meet me at the tree"

nonsmoker: "i've seen you over by the smokers tree before...."
by somerandomasskid March 3, 2008
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Closet Smoker

Someone who smokes (nicotine mainly but it could really be anything)but not to the knowledge of others (partners, family members or friends.) Someone who keeps it very much in the dark and are usually obsessively defensive about the fact that they do indeed smoke. They often deny it while contradicting themselves with passing comments, behavioral pattern's and mannerism that resemble a smoker.
Surrounded by smokers, her eyes gleamed like a closet smoker} who craved a cigarette.
by smokerandproud14 November 15, 2016
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pole smoker

Damn, Abhi is such a pole smoker
by Anonymous June 2, 2003
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