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Gleamen
" I never told her I was shooting blanks, so after injecting her full of quarts of gleamen on many occasions, she though she was invincible and got knocked up prudently after playing the field of multiple cocks
Gleaved
To be trapped in a room with a middle aged man who constantly quotes lyrics of songs from the 50's until you go insane.
Gleaved by UnicornsKilledMyGirlfriens April 13, 2017
Emo Gleamer
The Emo version of a Gleamer. They think they are a normal emo just because of the fact that they use a lot of eyeliner, and wear dark colors, but in reality, they are usually just Twenty One Pilots. They aren't hardcore enough for metal, and most of the time, just rock in general. They religiously believe that Billie Eilish is goth when in reality shes just an overblown pop singer.
Yo, i just talked to that Emo Gleamer. I told her she wasn't a real emo, and she was like "I am a real emo, but metal is too hardcore for me, I only listen to pop music. B-But I'm still an emo!!"
Emo Gleamer by BleasheeVor September 22, 2019
Gleemed
IE - Gleeming. The act of blowing one's load on a toothbrush, then proceeding to brush someone's teeth.
Gleemed by SoomSkyman August 11, 2018
Gleamer
A younger, most likely middle school aged female who uses VSCO, and Tik Tok constantly. They usually try their best to get the most attention they can possibly get. They make dumb amounts of noise with hydroflasks in class, and always smack gum as loud as possible. They usually are super interested in boy bands, kpop, and/or Twenty one pilots. There are many variations, including emo gleamer, and gamer gleamer. They also love to post their friends names on The Urban Dictionary with descriptions of their specific friends. Synonyms include dumb bitches, and VSCO Girls.
Man, goddamn, I sit next to a stupid Gleamer in class, and she makes the most fucking noise a human can possibly make with that stupid fucking hydroflask
Gleamer by BleasheeVor September 22, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026