Dinky Smidge

a tiny drop of water that falls on your glasses/ sunglasses,and its really annoying cuz it gets in the way of your vision.

Crap! I've got a dinky smidge, i need to wipe it off.

by tortillas January 14, 2008

Smidge

Form of measurement: An amount that is 2x greater than a cunt hair. A near miss.

Move that over a smidge .

You just missed it by a smidge.

Turn tha volume up a smidge.

by Sumaruma March 16, 2018

Smidget

A little bit less than a midget.

Mom, check out that smidget. He's knee-high to a bull frog.

by Bustedjaouted March 22, 2008

Smidgemeter

A unit of measurement, smaller than the millimeter. Created by Whitney and Jolee when they were trying to describe the length of something.

Jolee: how long was that test, anyways?

Whitney: just a smidgemeter longer than the last one.

by mabelleisa December 12, 2010

Shminge

The act of shitting in a minge

"I heard last night he done a shminge to somebody"

by Steelydanman February 14, 2018

schmidge

Originating from a host in southwest Ohio who is legendary for altering the English language, this term is most often used in an office setting and means "a little bit," or "basic."

My co-worker needs a schmidge of help figuring out what he is doing.

Boss to Subordinate: Please give John a schmidge of help so he doesn't create bigger problems than he already has.

Originator to Co-worker: Bill, I'm somewhat lost, as usual. I could really use a schmidge of help figuring things out.

by Disgruntled in the Office July 22, 2011

Smidget

A smidget roughly translates to 4 Creep Score in the MOBA game league of legends.

I'll come mid after i get this smidget.

by tellelabin January 16, 2014