shmegma

A incorrect spelling of smegma. However a somewhat common error.

I gave my cousin a smegma version of a dirty sanchez while he was sleeping last night because he set me up with a swamp donkey that kicked me in the nuts when I gave her a jersey turnpike

by Blunt0r April 15, 2004

Shmegularr

God’s Noble Disciples. Led by High Priestess Jude 🙏🏼

“bro are you a Glinker??”
“nah fuck Glinkers imma Shmegularr

by GarbleFunk May 9, 2022

shmegal

being ugly or too be in an ugly mood

her face is so shmegal

by bic boi August 17, 2010

shmegma

The improper spelling of smegma. Can be used as an insult to characterize a person's attitude, qualities, or cheese on their genitalia.

My roommate is such a shmegma! He needs to stop stealing my shampoo.

by gert b frobe May 3, 2010

Shmegman

Anyone from the middle east (Muslims, Arabs, etc..)

That is a terrorist." "No, its a Shmegman.

by brandothecammando September 9, 2010

Shmegawoo

Noun.
Title of a woman who has a clitoris intentionally coated in cinnamon. (often through a sexual fetish, not done by accident)

Man, the girl I banged was a shmegawoo, I don't know whether I should be proud or not.

by Czech Republic February 20, 2018

Shmegalodon

A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there

Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!

by The Wavy Ace November 27, 2020