Shqeezed

The act of smoking Weed or Marijuana to the point in which you are incredibly stoned or until you green out.

Last night I chilled with Hen, Chief and Stern at the Church and we got so shqeezed.
"Yo Morty, what do you say I roll by the Frat house and we run a shqeeze-off?"

by the Briquette January 16, 2006

Shmeeze

n. derived from the Native American term, "Shitty" 1. a synonym for smegma. 2. something of a repulsive level of cheeziness.
adj. 1. Of or having to do with cheeziness and/or smegma. 2. Excessively horrendous and/or cheezy. See also "Cheeze", "Smegma", "Peen", "Foreskin", "Scorpion King", "Jock"

n. Billy forgot to clean the shmeeze off his peen and clogged his urethra.
adj. "Scorpion King" was probably the Shmeeziest movie Hollywood had ever made until "Fast and the Furious" hit theaters.

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

Shmeeze

A slang term for Mcdonalds. Derived from deeze (Mickey Deeze).

I got the fucking munchies lets hit up Shmeeze.
Working at Shmeeze sucks ass.

by Eser August 4, 2006

Shmeeze

Refers to Marijuana.. Can be used as a verb or Noun

Hey buddy would you like to shmeeze... Or hey please pass the shmeeze

by Mlebhar November 21, 2018

shmeeked

when you’re high asf and other words are not doing it justice. a mix of shmacked and geeked
can also be used in verb form to replace the word smoke so u can be discreet: “are u tryna shmeek later?”

i was so shmeeked i couldn’t interact with the waitress.
tryna shmeek later? i got new glassssss

by f0pfinsta April 8, 2020

shmeeze beeze a creeze!

to smoke marijuana and in effect become inebreated. Smoke a bowl, Get lit, and so on.

steve walks up to brandon and says "I need a shmeeze beeze a creeze! You down?

by B - DUB October 5, 2006

shmeezebag

female who is unsavory.

your ex girlfriend who sleeps with the entire jv soccer team is a shmeezebag.

by Dan the Impaler September 8, 2011