Shmeeherpies

a very awkward sexually transmitted disease contracted only by having public, unprotected sex. usually happens in places such as hallways and football games

"hey i heard you caught first degree shmeeherpies at school yesterday"
"yea i knew i should have been getting with my girl in somewhere private"
"you should have been"

"yo shmeeherpie"
"dude dont call me that, its annoying."

by willbarrow November 29, 2013

Shmeet

Slang for cock,penis

Timmy has a shmeet I saw it yesterday

by Bdjdbd June 1, 2017

shmeet shmack

A shmeet shmack is a an action, preferably during intercourse, that involves the unzipping of the pants and revealing of penis, otherwise known as shmeet. The shmeet is then shoved into the woman's vagina, in close representation to how a fat American lady shoves a triple whopper down her repulsive turkey neck. The sounds of the loud queefs make a smacking sound that is echoed throughout the vicinity. This is known as a shmeet shmack.

That girl Laura, I was shmeet shmacking the fuck out of her pussy last night.

by Doctor Circumcisonstein October 12, 2014

monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained

say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

shmeet

an adjective that describes something as being extra small

His shirt was extra shmeet.

by Cornelius Hubbard Jr. June 30, 2008

shmeech

Weird creature that lives in BROOKLYN ny. Has a creature living in it's head that secretes hormones to make forehead smell good. Does not drink water. Poos a lot.

Wow, look at that shmeech over there. It's forehead smells very nice, how much!

by Bor Is December 25, 2007

Shmeetz

A large dump that makes you squirm in anticipation to release

I took the best Shmeetz yesterday at Becca's house, her mom had to light 3 candles.

Damn Malcolm, you are farting up a storm, maybe you should go Shmeetz bro.

"Hey Hunter, what are you doing tonight"-Chad
"Oh nothing, probably hanging with my shmeetz girlfriend who never lets me doing anything fun"

by DirtyRandy101 October 17, 2019