shlupter

Also known as the male sexual organ. Penis.

My shlupter would not fit in my girlfriend because it was so huge.

by Willy_The_Pimp April 25, 2006

Splurt the gurt

When you are clapping someone’s cheeks and it starts to squelch you are gonna splurt the gurt

I splurted the gurt inside of Thomas Reid yesterday. Splurt the gurt

by Biggest boys October 1, 2018

Shlurparf

A word that smart people use when they don’t know what to say. It expresses a lot of emotion.

-“My dad died”
“Oh”
“Shlurparf”
“Rip”
-“I just got the promotion”
“Shlurparf”
“Yay”
-“I like coconuts”
“Cool”
“Shlurparf”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

shlort

1. The direct opposite of a shlong.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.

"All the ladies that have been with him say that Justin was a let down because of his shlort."

"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"

"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."

"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."

"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."

by G-Teezy and Mezagersh February 27, 2008

Shlutz

Shlutz, the infamous word created in Westwood High School of Austin Texas by two students who quickly spreaded the adjetive/noun/verb. It is now used in frats of LSU and beyond. It is indefinable.

"What the schlutz"
"Lets go shlutz"
"I feel like shlutz today"
"You are such a shlutz"
"My shlutz hurts"

by Formula D January 20, 2009

splurt

Jamaican slang, often used in britain and reggae culture. It means to leave, get out, very similar to "split"

Come on lets splurt, yo im gonnna splurt, seee you later.

by J-kwon November 6, 2004

Slurt

A girl who is not only a slut, but a very dirty slut, and not in the good way. A slurt is someone you would not want to sleep with because of the high risk of contracting syphilis from her slurty cunt.

(Slut + Dirt = Slurt)

"Hey dude, don't you think Deborah's torn up jeans look hot?"
"Oh, you mean that pair she wears every day?"
"yeah, the ones with the grass stains on the knees from when she gave Chad a blow jay outside at the new years party!"
"She is such a fucking slurt!"

by Dustin,lol January 5, 2010