Guts + hurting = Gurting.
Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers
Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.
Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.
CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.
Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers
Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.
Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.
CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.
David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.
BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.
BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.
by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010
When one puts yogurt on their back to "heal" a sun burn, and only get curdled smelly... awesomeness.
Danny: Hey Gurt-Gurt your really should go outside its been 5 months and it still smells.
Adam: SHUT UP! I hate you and your "I'm always right "attitude". JEEZE!"
Adam: SHUT UP! I hate you and your "I'm always right "attitude". JEEZE!"
by Not Gurt-Gurt January 29, 2011
A little extra on your ______.
by Eden Ars July 28, 2018
Often used as an adverb.
Originating from the English West Country, including the city of Bristol.
Originally meaning "great" as in "great big" or "gurt big", but now is also used in place of "really", "well", "very" and "exceptionally".
eg.
"gurt lush"
"gurt smart"
These can also be abreviated to simply "gurt"
Originating from the English West Country, including the city of Bristol.
Originally meaning "great" as in "great big" or "gurt big", but now is also used in place of "really", "well", "very" and "exceptionally".
eg.
"gurt lush"
"gurt smart"
These can also be abreviated to simply "gurt"
"Would you look at that donkey, ee's got a gurt bigun!"
"Tracey's gurt!"
"That bendy-bus is gurt lush!"
"Tracey's gurt!"
"That bendy-bus is gurt lush!"
by gonkenstien August 17, 2012
to throw up
by juicybutticus January 1, 2020
by Phil Staddon August 20, 2003
And when you gurt me I always start laughing a little
You do it so good you make tha shit tickle-"Miss Me Kiss Me Lick Me"-Cold Flamez
You do it so good you make tha shit tickle-"Miss Me Kiss Me Lick Me"-Cold Flamez
by RedzJunya June 7, 2009