Shitfish

When a big girl with short arms tries to wipe and just smears it from one hole to the other, then the next guy who goes down on her finds that the lake is freshly stocked with brown trout.

I took her home and went down on her and found a whole school of shitfish

by Wygator July 8, 2021

slapfish

When you slap your dick against her vagina

Man I gave her a slapfish last night

by YoHoewillgetslayed October 5, 2016

shatfish

A mixture between a shark and catfish

That big-ass shatfish just swam under the bridge!

by imsogreat January 4, 2012

SplitFish-DD

Online pro-gamer for the PS3 network, who represnts SplitFish GameWare Inc.

PSN GamerTags: zDD & Splitfish-DD

by IGN MLG April 24, 2009

Shatfish

A shatfish is a small, plump being that is very lazy and eats a lot of chocolate and drinks diseases.

Damn, dude, I just saw the shatfish sitting on a bench eating chocolate and drinking 3 different diseases.

by The Shatfish August 6, 2016

shatfish

Feeling the need to defecate but ultimately upon sitting down to a toilet, nothing comes out.

My arse shatfished me yet again this morning. I really needed to poo but I sat for at least half an hour on the can and nothing came out

by Denquis September 5, 2025

SLAGFISH

A fish who is promiscuous with both other fish and people. This term is used to insult those who you feel do not need a vicious insult but still require some level of insulting

Not an aggressive insult, more of a playful one

Omg he is such a slagfish for stealing my egg

OR

you are a slagfish Sarah....to which Sarah would reply thanks, love you too

by creativeminds June 2, 2011