shitskrieg

A large quantity of feces output in a considerably short window of time.

Dude! Triple-flusher in 5 minutes, what an awesome shitskrieg!

by vtpinoy January 23, 2011

Sitzkreig

Describes the behaviour of German tourists who arise at the crack of dawn on holiday or vacation to rush down to the pool or beach in order to reserve a lounge chair for themselves.

Because of the Sitzkreig down at the beach, the non-German tourists were forced to lay on their towels or blankets.

by Tom de Plume July 30, 2009

Shitskrieg

The russian language version of blitzkrieg. Slow, plodding attacks from someone you genuinely thought would be decent in a fight but who actually turns out to be a bit, well, shit.

He thought he’d be in Kyiv by lunch. But it turned out to be a shitskrieg.

by Seret March 25, 2022

shittzkrieg

A violent, explosive excretion during which the anus is left in tatters, raw, and the toilet resembles a scene from WWII.

"Oh man, i just did a painful shittzkrieg back there"

by General Twatmuffin May 15, 2014

Shitskrieg

When birds decide to cover something in shit (Preferably something that is new/shiny/just been cleaned), they will declare Shitskrieg upon it, and start dive-bombing it, plastering any and all surfaces with faeces.

Basically, it's like Angry Birds, only with poop.

Human: Fucking birds, I just cleaned this car!

Birds: Shitskrieg successful, RTB.

by Ferranax November 12, 2011

Splitzkrieg

An outrageous sexual manouvre involving ice, a fighter plane, flexibility or yoga classes, and some sheer determination. The Splitzkrieg is only performed under dire sexual circumstances.

My girlfriend was doing a sweet splitzkrieg last night.

by Mohan Sebastien Tantado November 7, 2009

schlitzkrieged

To get completely wasted on the cheap beer

I stuck to drinking shots but Jake got totally schlitzkrieged on some Old Milwaukee last night.

by sistergoldenhair January 7, 2013