shitskrieg

A pseudo-Germanic conglomeration, with meaning roughly similar to "shit-storm."

Dammit, Jim! Get over here, there's going to be a major shitskrieg.

by LdG April 17, 2008

shitskrieg

A large quantity of feces output in a considerably short window of time.

Dude! Triple-flusher in 5 minutes, what an awesome shitskrieg!

by vtpinoy January 23, 2011

Shitskrieg

The russian language version of blitzkrieg. Slow, plodding attacks from someone you genuinely thought would be decent in a fight but who actually turns out to be a bit, well, shit.

He thought he’d be in Kyiv by lunch. But it turned out to be a shitskrieg.

by Seret March 25, 2022

Shitskrieg

When birds decide to cover something in shit (Preferably something that is new/shiny/just been cleaned), they will declare Shitskrieg upon it, and start dive-bombing it, plastering any and all surfaces with faeces.

Basically, it's like Angry Birds, only with poop.

Human: Fucking birds, I just cleaned this car!

Birds: Shitskrieg successful, RTB.

by Ferranax November 12, 2011

Shitzkrieg

A very quick but thorough bowel movement, often times involving a ghost poop.

Peter used the war-proven tactic of Shitzkrieg in order to catch the 9 o'clock train.

by Kommandant Hemphill October 1, 2009

Shitzkreig

An explosive shit that usually comes and goes really fast. You sit at the toilet and seconds later have a bowl filled of turd. Borrowed from the Nazi's "blitzkreig" or lightning war. At the end of shitzkreig you should expect to have a clogged toilet.

Gus: ben, are you okay? You look startled! What happened in there?!?

Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)

by Ben the pooper May 12, 2009

shitzkrieg

1. A war waged against an asshole; conversely

2. A war waged by an asshole.

"If that asshole doesn't quit with his antics, I'm set to wage a full-on shitzkrieg upon him."

"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."

by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008