Shitskrieg

The russian language version of blitzkrieg. Slow, plodding attacks from someone you genuinely thought would be decent in a fight but who actually turns out to be a bit, well, shit.

He thought he’d be in Kyiv by lunch. But it turned out to be a shitskrieg.

by Seret March 25, 2022

Shitskrieg

When birds decide to cover something in shit (Preferably something that is new/shiny/just been cleaned), they will declare Shitskrieg upon it, and start dive-bombing it, plastering any and all surfaces with faeces.

Basically, it's like Angry Birds, only with poop.

Human: Fucking birds, I just cleaned this car!

Birds: Shitskrieg successful, RTB.

by Ferranax November 12, 2011

shitskrieg

A pseudo-Germanic conglomeration, with meaning roughly similar to "shit-storm."

Dammit, Jim! Get over here, there's going to be a major shitskrieg.

by LdG April 17, 2008

shitskrieg

A large quantity of feces output in a considerably short window of time.

Dude! Triple-flusher in 5 minutes, what an awesome shitskrieg!

by vtpinoy January 23, 2011