Definitions by sistergoldenhair

schlitzkrieged 

To get completely wasted on the cheap beer

I stuck to drinking shots but Jake got totally schlitzkrieged on some Old Milwaukee last night.

schlitzkrieged by sistergoldenhair January 7, 2013

Sofa Pizza 

Pizza, or any old unrecognizable, food found in the cushions of the couch, chair etc. that you are still able to consume with little or no stomach upset.

While watching Jimmy Fallon last night, I snacked on some Sofa Pizza I found during the commercial break.

Sofa Pizza by Sistergoldenhair May 11, 2009