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Shitney

The cafeteria at UW-La Crosse that serves gross food and from which people like to steal rondom things like chairs, silverware, and trays.
After eating at Shitney, I imediatly had to hurry back to my dorm where I had explosive diareah from the gut-rot. Guess I shouldn't have eaten today's special...
by Erin August 14, 2003
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shitenite

A night out clubbing/drinking where u dont pull any women or get any phone numbers etc...
male1: Man, i havent got laid in like a month!
male2: Yep, just another shitenite.
by Yeah Roy!! August 3, 2007
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Pink shitney

A delicious concoction of pink whitney vodka , mixed with a portion of chocolate milk to make the best beverage on the planet earth
Yo robby, pass me a pink shitney im tryna get shitwhacked!!-mikey
by Robbdawg July 9, 2022
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Pink Shitneys

An inevitable case of explosive diarrhea the day following a night of excessive consumption of Pink Whitney Vodka.
"I drank 20 shots last night and woke up with an extreme case of the Pink Shitneys."
by hellohellonoine August 14, 2023
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shitening

The process of being so scared that you shit yourself.
Alice found the concept of alien anal probes so shitening that she wore a butt plug at all times.
by Captain_Wiggles May 26, 2008
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Shiteye

A term used to define how anyone feels after a great night out. Brought on by too much alcohol, crazy mad dancing, not enough food and a very, very late night. The person will feel nauseous, have very dry, bloodshot eyes and only really be able to crawl for the first 2 hours. Walking gradually builds from Chimp, through Neanderthal to upright over 4-5 hours.

To remedy, complete the following:
Make a strong cup of tea, large Bacon sandwich, drink lots of water, take 2 paracetamol every 4 hours for the entire day and always return to bed when possible.
The morning after the Wedding, while sitting in the garden of the hotel many friends commented on one individuals use of Sunglasses. Having peeled them from his face it was clear to see that he was suffering from major Shiteye.
by Lord_Gammon_Dagger August 16, 2012
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shitenheimer

(shite in hime er)

A person with a shitty attitude.
What's wrong w/that bitch? She's such a shitenheimer
by SmokeNaBowl August 11, 2010
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