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shiteny

Shit-eny:
Australia's largest city where it takes 3 hrs in bumper-to-bumper traffic to drive the work. If you take the ripp-off toll roads you'll spend well over $20 to possibly do it in 2.5 hrs. The one section of the road where you may get close to doing the speed limit will be covered in pigs with hairdryers. At the end of the week, where you work excessive hours to pay for your tiny million dollar house (or still suffer with your parents as you can't possibly afford one), you might like a drink... That's harder than you think as the venues in the city drop like flies due to fun police enforcing knee-jerk early lockout laws to ensure you go home early on the unreliable irregular public transport like the lemming you are so you can do it all again next week, year after year.
Bruce: Why did you move to Queensland?
Robert: I used to live in Shiteny.
Bruce: Right. No explanation needed.
by Mountain/\Ash December 8, 2016
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Shitney

"Yeah, I have to fly from lovely Brisbane to bloody Shitney for a conference"

"I loved living in Melbourne, but got posted to Shitney by work..."

"Canberra always gets bagged out by Shitney residents as they are pissed it got picked as the capital"
by UCJD December 2, 2011
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Shitenburg

Instead of saying 'shit' or 'shiteeee' you say:

"Ohh shitenburg"
Katherine: Shitenburgg..
Tilly: What did you do?
Katherine: I walked into the door
Tilly: Ouch!
by Shitenburg April 20, 2009
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shitnyo

A commonly used word by the Rhudas, a dying community.

It roughly translates to "shut up"

We must save this language.

Use these rhudan words more often.

Pronounced like "shit-nyo"
"Shitnyo or else-"
by Sammy_keys04 October 4, 2021
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shitery

A series of events that are in bad in nature.
Let me set the stage for the shitery that is about to happen.
by eFn BaTMaN July 21, 2016
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an almighty shitey

A crap so satisfying that even the Good Lord himself would look down upon it and nod his approval
by TheBigTicket November 3, 2014
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shitendipity

Noun. A confluence of unexpected occurrences resulting in a particularly shitty experience.

Antonym of serendipity.
Catherine was gobsmacked by all the shenanigans, misfortune, and run-of-the-mill shite she had to deal with over the weekend. It was total shitendipity and she barely survived.
by Bren-Gun July 28, 2020
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