Shitpoke

A shitepoke, (also sometimes called a shidepoke), is a Green-backed Heron. Other names include Little Heron and Striated Heron.
"The green-backed heron (Butorides striatus) is commonly known by it's Salish name, "shitepoke."

Look at that Shitpoke cruising in the sand dunes.

by Gay Corrector January 12, 2009

shitrake

1. Derogatory term used to describe a person who hates the character Fonzy from Happy Days.
2. Just a general derogatory term coined in nineteen dickity two by Brent K.

Yo, this guy is a total shitrake.

Aw man, you don't like fonzy? You're a shitrake.

by Brent K December 28, 2005

Shitbrewer

Adjective: The first grass Joint/Spliff of the day that starts the feeling that you must take shit before sparking the joint.

Does not occur everytime! , maybe after a night of fierce munch.

Guy : Oh mate im no sparking this bad boy the now , i need to to take a shit!

Guys Mate : Aww a shitbrewer ha ha

by Mcschnick June 19, 2010

shitbaked

Newfy term for scared shitless

you know you are "shitbaked",when the cops pull you over with open bottles of beer in the car and a dozen in your belly :(

by Molson Canadian February 5, 2010

Shitbreaker

A game called Brickbreaker for the Blackberry Smartphone. The only time most people have time to play cellphone games is during a run to the shitter.

I got over 8000 points on shitbreaker but my legs fell asleep and when I got up off the seat I busted ass on the bathroom floor and my phone went flying, knocking the battery out, so I lost my saved scores. I really did get over 8000 points. Im making chili tonight, you better watch out.

by M Reavey March 19, 2008

Shitblocker

(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.

Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.

Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.

by yellowLedbetter September 9, 2010

Shitbooking

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).

After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"

by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013