I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

by Telephony August 6, 2015

shitwow

1. n (A play on "shamwow.") A state of affairs that describes something so impressive that one needs to take a dump to recover from being so impressed.

2. n - abridged version of the expression ' Holy Shit! Wow!'. Supposed to signify an exclamation point as when someone takes a dump only to find out that the tubular brown goo has taken the shape of Jesus Christ being crucified on the cross. (Yes even that peanut is where longinus pierced him with his spear). Holy took a dump, hence shitwow!

A: You'll never believe what happened at the MJ memorial. At the end, the casket burst open and MJ jumped up and performed the Thriller!
B: Shitwow!

by ourobouros July 15, 2009

tongue jacking her shitbox

When a man buries his face in a good looking woman's ass and goes to town. Can be quite the experience for the woman where as there are no inhibitions from the man.

Holy shit, that's a good looking broad, I wish I was tongue jacking her shitbox!

by romdo308 October 6, 2013

shitbook

uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed

can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)

"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."

by ladragonmaster February 4, 2010

ShitBox 360

The proper name for Microsoft's Xbox 360, addressing it's non-impressive hardware, pricey downloads, and infamous game destroyer, The Red Ring of Death.

John: What's wrong with you, Bill?

Bill: My Xbox 360 got the Red Ring of Death for the fourth time. I sent it in to Mircosoft.

John: What? I thought you sold that ShitBox 360. Buy a PS3 or a Wii, man.

by DaFunnyMan69 August 5, 2009

dry slam your shitbox

lubeless ass fucking

guy: "i'd love to dry slam your shitbox"

girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"

guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"

by bpa July 30, 2008

shitbox

something that is low quality or nonworking.

Jesus Fucking Christ your car is a shitbox dude.

by catspleen January 16, 2003