shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

shaturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time

I was sitting on the toilet, and I decided to shaturbate to this picture of Jenny

by Poloshirts64 May 7, 2014

snapsturbated

Masturbating to pictures sent via snapchat & trying to complete the task at hand within the time frame set by the person who sent the snap

Lisa sent me a nudie pic thru Snapchat & I snapsturbated to orgasm in 10 seconds

by crad71 November 11, 2013

shisturbate

To masturbate while taking a massive shit.

Last night, I became aroused while taking a shit, but since I was so pressed for time, I decided to shisturbate.

by THE SHLEEPER August 7, 2009

hasturbate

to masturbate while under the hallucinogenic effect of opioids

Dude 1: that new VR porn is so realistic! It took me to all kinds of places besides the bedroom.
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)

by GozUnlimited July 27, 2016

smashturbate

when a male masturbates harder than he normally does.

johnny went home and smashturbated until he was sore.

by Fredrick Soft July 7, 2010

Smashturbate

It is where you take the time to plan your masturbation session, meaning it involves thought from well before. It indicates the type of porn and porn stars etc are thought of in advance (YOU MUST BE EXCITED FOR THIS). You must be able to watch it with the sound at optimum level and have all videos (downloaded or streamed) ready to watch before you start. You should have the house to yourself so you can pleasure yourself however many times you feel necessary.

At lunch today all I could think about at was smashturbating over Laura Love when I get home.

P "Hey mate what are you doing today?"
G "SMASHTURBATING"

P "Hey what is your favourite thing to do when you got time spare?
G "Smashturbate!!!"

by Phil_This March 28, 2011