Shartruce 

A state of mind-bowel agreement where the the mind of the individual realizes it cannot allow a fart to occur because there is a real danger of sharting one's self.

After calculating the odd's of sharting due to the unstable state of his anus, Manny and his mind called a "shartruce" with his bowels until he could reach a comode.

Shartruce by 3dPulP November 9, 2012

sharticle 

A microscopic particle of shit that floats in the air

Covidiot: “Dude, why are you wearing your mask in the bathroom, are you afraid of…woooooo…COVID?”
Guy: “No, I just don’t want to breathe in the rank-ass sharticles from the huge messy deuce you just dropped”

sharticle by Nicholas D May 4, 2022

sharticle 

The airborne, but not solid gas particles, emmited while sharting.

Edweirdo's shart was so nasty, he stained the seat with sharticles.

sharticle by Estacada James September 25, 2006

Shartie 

When you place your mouth upon someone else's anus and proceed to inhale as they shart. Like a shottie, except with a shart.

Bro 1: Yo bro, shit got weird the other night with my girl. she gave me a shartie
Bro 2: A shottie bro?! I didn't know you smoked!
Bro 1: Nah bro I sucked a shart out of her anus

Shartie by YiddishMeats16 November 29, 2016

Sharneice 

Pretty young women with knowledge and wanting to suceed at everything she do . Very confident and commited to all. Never fake she keep it real. She basically a classy lady , who just loving and loving to everybody even her enemies .

Sharneice Hatcher

Sharneice by Jalen Pagan September 3, 2012

Sharticles 

A sharticle is any piece of airborne debri resulting from a shart, which is an act halfway between a shit and a fart.

Stray sharticles in the public restroom landed on Hugo's toothbrush while he attempted to clean his teeth at work.

Sharticles by His Goochness September 28, 2008

Shartcicle 

The act of sharting in sub-zero temperatures resulting in the liquid shart(farting/shiting simultaneously) freezing solid and thus becoming a shartcicle.

Tthe outhouse was so cold, i had a shartcicle hanging down there in no time!"

Shartcicle by ass worshiper March 8, 2012