shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

by lit_af March 2, 2017

shartman

n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often

n.
Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an hour. i heard once he even sharted on his balls.

by the original shartman January 11, 2009

shartmas

When someone has a horrible amount of work where they feel like they have been sharted on during the weeks/ days leading up to Christmas

Professor: You have 3 models and 6 drawings due in 2 weeks, but the week and half will be used to design.

Student: F.... me it must be shartmas

by five percent battery left November 13, 2011

shartreuse

When a person has a delightfully greenish shart.

When he thought he was passing gas he ran to restroom only to find shartreuse in his shorts.

by JnewTX October 11, 2011

Sharimar

Sharimar is a beautiful and loving person. She may be a b*tch sometimes but she's a loving and caring person.

Sharimar is a great friend.

by Mercedes turner June 18, 2018

Shartbread

A chocolate favourite shortbread

Mmm look at my chocolate shortbread
Shortbread? Tf u mean?😐 thats shartbread!

by queersforstevemcbride May 3, 2021

shartmark

when you have a diet high in greasy food, you leave behind residue in your underwear called shartmarks when you fart. your farts have liquid fuel that occasionally, accidentally end up with a bit too much substance behind them.

"too much take out has left Steven no choice to replace his boxers due to excessive shartmarks"

by stevenjchamplin December 26, 2012