screwveneir

An object you take with you from the area you just screwed a person.

Steve: Hey, where'd you get that lamp?
Will: It's my screwveneir from when I was at Meg's last night

by thatacegirl July 4, 2014

Screenthot

A female who acts slutty online but is actually shy in person

Ie. Sarah is such a screenthot on the gram

by ovilliacentvin May 31, 2016

Shrewdent

An adolescent shrew enrolled in school.

Mother shrew shed a lone tear as her daughter blindly walked off to her first day as a shrewdent at a new school.

by hngryDavy October 5, 2010

Screwdation

1. The state of being screwed.

2. Having a history of being cheated, bilked, or fooled.

3. Perpetual unfortunateness

Face it, we'll never get out of screwdation.

by trench1b December 31, 2007

screwened

When the job is ruined because you are being yourself.

Fatima really screwened the mini-bootcamp by being herself.

by madhat24 November 4, 2017

Schwedentrunk

When some assholes in the 1800s would use a machine to open your mouth and put a tube down your throat, then would pump human and animal shit (served boiled) down your throat and would beat your bloated stomach therefore giving you great gastric pain and bacterial infections

Some dickhead just made me eat shit we call it the Schwedentrunk

by Jsudhsbsbxjdjs February 19, 2022

screentime

its the thing only noob children have, its when their parents limit the kid's time on the internet everyday.

we're reducing your screentime down to 30 minutes a day till your grades come back up

by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019