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schlort

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".
You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!
by oweikdio September 8, 2008
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Chocolate Schwartz

A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.
John gave Sally the 'ol Chocolate Schwartz last night
by Sayruh81 April 6, 2011
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Brodie Schwartz

A young savage that surfs the ROBLOX Twitter Community and likes to post pictures of himself without any clothes on.
by Twinny_RBLX December 31, 2014
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Schwork

Noun: The institution where the combination of school and work take place.
Red: "What are your plans super awesome Angel for today?"

Super awesome Angel: "I'm going to schwork because I have training on new material."

or;

"We're schworking today." (the act of working and being in school at the same time)
by Red aka Smallz September 25, 2010
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Red Schwartze

Pronounced "Red Shuvatzah".Schwartze is the Yiddish word for "black".
It is a play on the term "Red Lobster"because blacks think that the restaurant is such a classy place to go,what with their cloth napkins
umlimited cheesy butter biscuits.They are the reason "Red Lobster" is going to an automatic gratuity.They had better take EBT.
Girl,we bet be gettin' to the "Red Schwartze" for some scrimps.
by Goose Tatum August 28, 2013
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Schwartzing

V. 2008

The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.
So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...

Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time

Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.
by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011
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Michael Schwartz

The act of sticking ones finger up a females butt hole before the person reaches first base.
"Dude you should totally Michael Schwartz her tonight"
"Its our first date"
"That's the point".
by Menwithouthats May 1, 2010
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