Opposite of schlong.
A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.
Something your woman refers to as "cute".
A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.
Something your woman refers to as "cute".
by oweikdio September 8, 2008
Get the schlort mug.A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.
by Sayruh81 April 6, 2011
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A young savage that surfs the ROBLOX Twitter Community and likes to post pictures of himself without any clothes on.
by Twinny_RBLX December 31, 2014
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Super awesome Angel: "I'm going to schwork because I have training on new material."
or;
"We're schworking today." (the act of working and being in school at the same time)
Super awesome Angel: "I'm going to schwork because I have training on new material."
or;
"We're schworking today." (the act of working and being in school at the same time)
by Red aka Smallz September 25, 2010
Get the Schwork mug.Pronounced "Red Shuvatzah".Schwartze is the Yiddish word for "black".
It is a play on the term "Red Lobster"because blacks think that the restaurant is such a classy place to go,what with their cloth napkins
umlimited cheesy butter biscuits.They are the reason "Red Lobster" is going to an automatic gratuity.They had better take EBT.
It is a play on the term "Red Lobster"because blacks think that the restaurant is such a classy place to go,what with their cloth napkins
umlimited cheesy butter biscuits.They are the reason "Red Lobster" is going to an automatic gratuity.They had better take EBT.
by Goose Tatum August 28, 2013
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The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.
The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.
So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...
Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time
Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.
Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time
Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.
by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011
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